Well, people, the trendiest food of our time has been given and official definition and unfortunately it's ALL WRONG.
Yes, I am talking about avocado toast because of course I am... Before I ruin your day with this avocado toast definition, let's take a look at some photos to make you drool.
OKAY WOW AMAZING RIGHT?
Well, this year the Associated Press decided to add the amazing, delicious, perfect, UNREAL food to the Associated Press Stylebook and defined it as: toast spread with mashed avocado.
TOAST SPREAD WITH MASHED AVOCADO???
What about sliced avocado?
What about bread that isn't actually toasted?
And bread/toast with like, cheese and eggs and I don't know anything else in addition to that toast and avocado???
Is this NOT avocado toast?
What about this one?
Okay now I've ruined my morning because I desperately need avocado toast. Holy cow.
What do you think of the definition?
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